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ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

(Source: theguidinglight, via captn-stark)

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rats-in-the-walls:

curryz:

strainful:

OH MY GOD I STILL LAUGH AT THIS

OH MY GOD SMSJSNKAZNAKA

They obviously tried to maul the camera man to death at the end.

(Source: arianazolciaksbelly, via thelizzygirl)

dreamwaffles:

I cannot find where this is from, but it is the BEST THING.

dreamwaffles:

I cannot find where this is from, but it is the BEST THING.

(Source: ohai-ohia, via daddys-had-enough-now)

hannaisbeautiful:

Level Up! 

hannaisbeautiful:

Level Up! 

(via thelizzygirl)

fuckyeahhalf-life:
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platinumspeed:

leonsumbitches:

You have encountered A  DOGE

Options:

  • PET  DOGE
  • SNUGGLE  DOGE
  • FEED  DOGE

You have chosen PET  DOGE

THE  DOGE  IS  PLEASED

(via madhelicopterhatter)